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Celebrity Babies and My Paranoia

19 Apr

I find it passing strange that there has been somewhat of a surge in baby making in Hollywood these days. Chief among these strange events is the fact that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes just had a baby girl and that Brad and Angleina’s own is due in May. How coincidental that these babies are being born so close together.
 
Hmmmm Let me spout some of my conspiracy theories on these two events:
 
  • Could Tom/Katie’s baby be the offspring of L. Ron Hubbard’s?
  • Yes, he is dead ,but many Scientologists  believe that he may return in some form or another and what a better way to do it than to have Scientology’s biggest advocate, impregnate his soon-to-be wife with the sperm of the Great Leader.  Wow I should be writing for the Enquirer
  • One only know how he didn’t manage to impregnate Nicole Kidman but does so in a heartbeat with Katie Holmes.  Hmmmm could the rumors be true? Could Tom be a one minute man? LOL What did you think i was going to say?
  • So Katie converted to scientology months before the baby’s birth and she and Tom have been engaged for less than a year.Is this not strange to anyone else? Can we say freaky?
  • Could the baby be the birth of a new society/movement/world order?

And in that vein:

  • Is Brad & Angelina’s Baby really the Messiah? No not the real one but almost perfect?
  • When the hottest people on the planet mate, don’t you expect that at birth the Heaven’s will open up and annouce its arrival?
  • How strange it is that the baby is being born in Namibia under the protection of lions. Hmmmm can we say Messiah?
  • If not the Messiah then he/she should be a prime candidate for leader of a new cult or religious sect (as they prefer to be called). You know like the the Dalai Lama kind of organisation.
  • Will the two children be in a war for power (TomKat & Brangelina’s that is)?
  • Shouldn’t Brangelina’s child be the Perfect Being? Will he save us all from another Tom Cruise movie?

Any thoughts on my theories……………

 
 
 
1 Comment

Posted by on April 19, 2006 in Entertainment

 

One response to “Celebrity Babies and My Paranoia

  1. Matthew

    April 23, 2006 at 15:20

    I AM GOING TO CALL YOUR BOSS AND TELL HIM HE NEEDS TO GIVE YOU MORE WORK TO DO…YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME JEAN DIXON.

     

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