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The Cell Block Tango

07 Jan

Pop!

Six!

Squish!

Uh Uh!

RENAULT!

Lipschitz!

 

I decided to pay a visit to the Renault Dealership yesterday since it has been six weeks that I have been without my car. Plus I wanted to see what condition my car was in just sitting there. And I was right. Dust all over my car and it looks as if it hadn’t even been started in a long time.  Breathe Stefan….. (Tick )

 

I then go inside to inquire as the timing for the spare part for my car since it was supposed to be in the country this week. Safiya sees me and runs off while Saleem and Gail, the new Service Manager, ignore me for 5 minutes. (Tick..Tick Tick.Tick..Tick..Tick…Tick). Before I could say anything, Saleem approaches me and tells me that they should have my part by the end of the month.

 

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can’t remember a thing.  It wasn’t until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands that I even knew they were DEAD!.

 

They had it coming!!

They had it coming!!

They had it coming all along!

I didn’t do it!!

But if I’d done it!!

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

 

 

Pop!

Six!

Squish!

Uh Uh!

RENAULT!

Lipschitz!

 

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NO Service Agents were harmed during the making of this blog but I did have a brief out of body experience where I vividly imagined I was strangling the life out of Saleem.

 

They are lucky that my resolution to not contribute to the country’s rising murder rate is in effect.

 

How was your day?

 
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Posted by on January 7, 2009 in Uncategorized

 

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