As I am leaving the office on Friday, I am signaled by my friend who motions for me to come over to her.
Cleaner: Did you get my note?
Me: What note?
Cleaner: I left a note on your desk but i hid it so not everyone would see it.
Me: Well what is de point if not even I saw it?
Cleaner: Well since you aint see it, I’ll go get it and rip it up.
Me: (running back to my desk) No No No I want to see what it says..
Cleaner: (blushing) No No forget it. Forget it!
Me: ( rummaging) Ah ha there it is.( At the side of the telephone)
Cleaner: Ok now read it and give it back to me so I can destroy it.
Me: Err No! This note was left for me so it is mine! I going home with it!
Cleaner: NOOOOOO!! I don’t want your girlfriend to see it!
Me: Ah tell yuh I have no girlfriend. Is the wife ah want to show it to.
Cleaner: Steforrrrrrnnnnnnn!!! Why you so!!! Give me back de note nah
Me: (walking out the door) Nope this is mine!! Thanks anyway….
She stands there smiling as I board the elevator to the go home.
Here is the note below: