While driving into the building this morning I saw my “friend” walking through the first floor basement car park. She however took the elevator down to the second level where I normally park . She met me by the elevator as she said she had to ask me a question.(Another question? Jeez this is getting annoying).
Cleaner: Steffoorrnnn Can I ask you something?
Cleaner: How you always giving me man so?
Cleaner: You always telling me that you see me with other men.
Me: Eh? When I say this?
Cleaner: Well I just wanted to tell you that YOU is the only man I want!!
Me: Oh Ho!! So your request yesterday to be just friends was a lie?
Cleaner: No I was being genuine
Me: I doubt that otherwise you wouldn’t come with this obvious line that you practise last night to tell me
Cleaner: Waaaaay boy you rel heartless. What kind of woman you take me for?
Me: One that obviously on games. My girlfriend was right about you all the time.
Cleaner: Right how?
Me: That you were putting on an act just to try and impress me. It’s nice to see the real you now
Cleaner: Look how you have me down nah. I innocent. Is allyuh men dat does hurt people.
Me: Hmmm yet somehow I feel like the one who get played.
Around this time, one of her co-workers starts walking towards us so that she can start mopping the floor near the elevator.
Cleaner: Why you can’t believe that i genuine.
Me: Because you here trying to feed me lyrics. Anyway I gone. BTW my answer to your request yesterday was going to be “No” anyway.
Her Co-worker looks at her while I wait on the elevator. She stands there with her mouth open staring at me.
Her Co-Worker: If dey say dog have tricks den I doh know what you have nah?
I spin around with this comment and start to laugh, but the cleaner’s face has changed into one that is ready to “beat down” someone. The elevator arrives and I board it with these words.
Me: Have a good day ladies!
Sigh, this is all my fault. I let this go one for too long as I thought it was harmless. Now I am definitely not having fun nor am I amused. Serves me right.