I think that I need to start doing videos on all the mishaps that happen to me in my life.
I was in playful mood this morning and this happened:
DZ: Morning, where is your boss?
Me: Huh? Jesus is always near me
DZ: hahaha Not that one, your human boss
Me: Huh, My mother is in New York. Why are you asking about her?
DZ: Before I beat you with a stick, can you just answer the question.
Me: Can you not beat me first, then I’ll answer
DZ: Boy! Someone is monitoring this conversation!
Me: And now they’ve seen that you threatened me with bodily harm.
DZ: and you sexually harassed me.
Me: Me? I’m not in a position of power to do such. You are senior to me so my case for harassment/assault is greater.
DZ: I’m not senior to you… Wait.. Oh Sorry Stephan, Wrong window. I meant to message someone else.
Me: So you were sitting at your desk thinking about me and subconsciously messaged?
Now, to me, that was harmless flirting that did not break any rules or make anyone uncomfortable but you never know.