Pleasant Good Morning to you.
I really love your posts and I’m always asking my friend if you’ve post anything recently. You is one ass we. You does make me real laugh. We don’t know each other and we not Facebook friends as you may have guess already. I want to know if someone was interested in going out with you how would they go about doing it? I know you will be honest with your response .
Hello It’s Me…..
Dear Hello It’s Me,
Brain Clutter clearing in 5,4,3,2,1…
- “Pleasant Good morning” is a greeting I find annoying as it is used particularly by people who normally have no manners but are trying to impress someone that they need something from. So “Good Morning” is a sufficient greeting.
- ” You is one ass we” – I am guessing you’ve never been exposed to French or Patois?.
- It seems that you and the Past tense are warring.
- I want to believe you have sadistic tendencies since you ( even remotely) want to consider dating me.
So…How does one go about dating me?
Walk away! Walk away fast, not slowly.
Save yourself and your sanity and leave me alone.
I’ve seen this movie way too many times and I can safely say it doesn’t end well. Not Empire Strikes Back cliffhanger good but more Frutvale Station sad ending. It always starts off nice and easy, where we talk and chat constantly for a few days and then I will go silent and you will assume I’m either ignoring you or seeing someone else, when I would’ve explained during our conversations that I like “alone” time and space. Worse yet, you started trying to tweak/alter my life and you are met with silence.
Let’s face it, at my age, I’m set in my ways and any attempt to try and change or alter me will be met with long term resistance. Conformity will happen in the short run but in the long run (meaning at maximum 3 months later), you will be calling friends for advice and the words “idiot”, “selfish” “jackass”and “asshole” will become commonplace in your vocabulary when asked to describe me.
I know what you are thinking: What kind of girls did he date? I’m not like that at all.
Well they all said the same thing and lo and behold a big steups comes over their lips at the mere sight or mention of me. Or worse yet, they hide behind spouses or change direction mid stride if I’m spotted a mile away. Alas, there are various stages of emotion one goes through after dating me.
Now please note that there is no lasting hatred for me as I am as lovable and genuine as they come but know this:
If you date me, your next relationship will be awesome. I mean you may either find your husband or that long term long lasting relationship you so always desired. I haven’t met an ex yet that isn’t happily married or in the best relationship possible since I exited their romantic life.
I’m a little bit like that movie Good Luck Chuck…(minus the sex part)
No matter what psychological theory you can come up with based on this blog, just know that I’m happy with my godchildren, friends, immediate family and two dogs.
I’m really good.
Please stay away!
If something causes you to change your mind, just know that i will chronicle the experience and share it on social media, so be prepared when people start putting two and two together and get FIVE!
ESTEBAN OVER & OUT